queerchesters:

arterialspurt:

queerchesters:

fun date idea: Go down on me while I shop online with ur credit card

I don’t think someone could focus on the internet while I was going down on them.

you over estimate your skill and underestimate the joy of shopping

humansinthesky:

when you see a hot guy wearing sweatpants

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Me trying to express how I feel: Idk I just feel like...idk...idk man. Nvm I'm good.

officersneepsnop:

the first step to any murder is to have fun and be yourself

gingahhh:

what you got on your Instagram that’s so private? your grande latte? that sandwich you ate yesterday? bye

mcdamnright:

What do people even do with Bachelor degrees?

mcdamnright:

What do people even do with Bachelor degrees?

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